Saturday, July 2, 2011

Its 2 am....no sleep

Iusually switch off my phone at 12 and sleep, but i dont know whats hapenning from the past one week.

shreya on bed- after some time, no sleep (thinking)
shreya on bed- after 1 hour, talks to sister (thinking)
shreya on bed- after 2 hours, jason mraz on the ipod (thinking)
shreya on bed- thinking still.

Alright, the thinking part is constant. Listening to jason mraz for 4 hours straight and thinking, i am on the bed, cant really stop thinking. How do i fucking stop thinking? Ahh! i hate this. :|

Somebody get somebody out of my head.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

The Comedy Club

Making people laugh makes me happy. I am not a clown but yes, my classmates have alwas tagged me with that kind of image and maybe thats why i have my own little comedy with every person whether its my college folks, sisters, family, God or even my maid ( haha! weird) And that why when we laugh the other person keeps wondering- what the hell are they laughing about? Damn!

So, my birthday was awesome with some unusual things hapenning and as usual the unusual things (in a good way) happened with my sister .What? Is anybody doing black magic on us? Because everytime we plan something out individually something happens which connects to either my sister or me. I am confused, so are u, then why are u reading?
Alright, back to my birthday, it was ahhhhhsomeeee! So definately a joker needs to laugh on her birthday, so i decided to take my cousins to a laughter club called -The Comedy Club. Its the most amazing place with cozy seats and all u have to do is- sit back ,relax and laugh. There were three comedians and one host with a very short height. It went down from super dirty comedy, to decent and normal jokes. I enjoyed them all and once again my family was laughing like crazy and i loved it.

Well, It was so crazy that a man with a wife would come out of the club and ask her wife- hey! Who the hell are u lady? Hahaha

And hungry us, went for a dinner at a very lavish restaurant with huge curtains falling from the top and the ambience was all violet, electric blue and pink. The next thing, its 12 babyy!cake on my face. Wow, hehe!

The next day was dirty ( in a good way) because my fellow lovely college friends called me to town and we sat  in a coffee shop. I was looking my best wih my hair neatly made, everybody greeted and hugged and all that birthday stuff and i am standing there with a smile on my face and ready to cut the cake and a voice comes from the back- sorry maam! U cant cut the cake, no outside  food allowed and we all look at each other with black expressons, but u know, we are young cool people to come up with the "hatke" ideas (different idea) everytime, of cutting the cake on the  roof of my car and cutting with what? Asked me to myself- and a friend gives me a credit card! So, this time no using knife, its gonna be a card ....credit card ahem! Haha! And we sing the happy birthday song and everybody grabs a small part with the help of their hand and start painting my face with the cake and then my hair and then we start the cake fight. We kids are so creative- we made cake balls and  started throwing them at each other . On the foot path the  shopkeeper , school students, college students, aunties, working uncles, maids, beggars, the guy selling mango ( we kept his name mango guy - aam aadmi) butterflies, flowers and the cars passing by were staring like we were running  naked on the streets for food. And the best part, where do i clean  my face? My face was oily ,dirty and same goes with my hair. It looked like i had a cake wash rather than a head wash and i was smelling like some caramel smelling toy running from one end to other. I enter a public washroom and i switch on the tap- NO-WATER! -KILL-ME! So then i buy some bottles of water with some wet  tissue and wipe my face off to look a little human and rush to watch the match at the stadium where nobody wants to sit besides the caramel smelling toy, but its her birthday. No body complains :| shawty! I had fun, with lots of good dirty feelings ( the cake thing) and i am 17 with a smile. Thank You everybody who made it special. :)



Thursday, April 28, 2011

3 days to go.

yes, i am the one with CONFUSED MIND. No idea about the 4th day. :(
                                                                                                                   Thank You.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Maybe its the same thing Buddy!

Alright, i was just thinking oh no...actually, i keep thinking and never stop. I don't know how this
happens. Sometimes, i feel like removing my brain and just formatting it again or something.Yes, not possible. :|
 So, my mum and dad had gone out for a week on a vacation and what could be better then -they bringing awesome stuff for u haha!

Okay, back to the topic- i was watching Koffee with Karan and this time he was interviewing Shahrukh Khan . I have never been a Shahrukh Khan aficionado and i don't  like him as much as Aamir Khan if you ask me. I liked his talks at least after watching that episode. And i was just sitting there with a straight face thinking "dude! this is exactly what i feel" Yes, he said something about friends in his life and this is exactly what my nature is. :O

He said- I don't think  these things are important.
Me (thinking)- well, i do. I think FRIENDSHIP is important
(back to Shahrukh), he said- I cant pick up the phone and say " I LOVE YOU"

hello, hi, i love you
hello,  i love you
hello, long time man, i love you.

I think- if i love, i don't need to pick up the phone and say i love you. No, i cant do that.
agar pyaar kartey ho to keheney ki zarurat nahi padti, aur agar kehene ki zarurat padi hai toh vo pyaar nahi. That is what i believe in. I have no friends, and i am extremely scared of attachments. I dont know how to make friends .Agar dost hai toh dosti nibhani nahi aati, agar dost nahi toh dost banane nahi aatey. 


Alright, the last paragraph was a little too much for me but yes, i think its almost the same thing with me. Maybe its just the way i am or its my natureI have observed one thing that i cannot say i love you to a person. I tried that once and I tried saying that to my sister and i couldn't. hah! Well, after a lot of practice i did. And its not that i don't love her, i feel so different when i do that. Maybe i would do something special and make her feel that i love her.  Okay all this is only between me and friendship and no other relationship.

Chocolate cake please. haha.

Birthday Wish n.o- 2

An artist's real talent is appreciated when he puts his real life experiences and feelings on to the canvas or mike. Boundless imagination is also one of the most important things to keep in mind while painting.
And that is the time when the person is satisfied with his or her work irrespective of the thought if people like it or not. :)

I love painting and i can paint for hours without speaking a word. Its like, if i feel like painting my shoe-i will. If i feel like painting a wall-I will and if the feel like painting a wasted canvas-i will. Right now, all my art supplies are scattered all around my home and i dont like it. So, as a birthday gift i want a study in my room where i could just paint paint and keep painting for hours and not speak a word. Where instead of books and dictonaries, there would be huge canvases, colours, paint brushes, knife's, dirty-colour-sprinkeled wasted cloths, turpentine, oil and whatever things connected with the word paint. I love it when my t-shirt gets stains of colours when i paint. haha!


And this is exactly what i want...DADDYYYY!! haha!









Sunday, April 24, 2011

Jinxed? no, not really :)

It was a beautiful weekend and all i did was laze around with my beautiful sisters. And the best part was- we booked a night at a hotel and thought of chilling together as we had not done that since a long time and we are busy in our own world. All we did was eat-chill-rejuvenate-gossip-laugh-laugh and laugh. Ahh! it was one of the most amazing time i have had with them.
So, here we were, checking out of the hotel and my sister gets a call asking for the final IPL tickets and the worst or best part, i don't know which word to use here  -Its on 2nd May. Well, this girl writing the posts on Onceuponatimeinlalala is gonna be 17 on that day. :O I can't imagine what would it be like celebrating and cutting the cake in Wankhede stadium. I become quiet when i think of that. Well, let it happen the way it is going. Its a nice thing that i get to celebrate my birthday there but then i am planning something else.
Lemme tell you something- My sister who was going through her bad times just had one wish-TO SEE THE WORLD CUP FINAL'S IN WANKHEDE AND NOTHING ELSE. But, she couldn't ,due to some circumstances but i thought of talking her and I DID. Yes, it was not world cup but it was IPL. Well, as a little sister i could do a little of what she wanted and i am happy :) Alright, so i don't know why but i feel that this birthday is not gonna be good. I have no clue why i thought that way, and right now i am so confused that i can just throw a stone at somebody and the very next second i would say- "oh! who the fuck did that" yeah whatever!
yes, very random pic.

stadium cake :)



Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Bucket List.

I was watching a movie called- The Bucket List. It is about two terminally ill men who escape from a cancer ward and head off on a road trip with a wish list of to-do before they die. The movie is beautifully potrayed and the best part is- how two strangers (cancer patients) meet in a cancer ward become awesome friends in such a short span of time. They do crazy stuff  and are no less that two young and cool dude's in college. haha! Some of the to -dos in their list were-get themselves inked, go for skydiving, riding a Mustang,  kissing a beautiful young girl , helping a stranger for their good , getting in touch with the poelpe who were their well wishers and lost contact with... etc etc.
Sometimes, your kindergarten friends might not help you and sometimes a complete stranger who has become your friend just 2 days back would help you out without any effort to ask for help. Sometimes, just sometimes this rare situation happens.

Let me tell you something out of the blue, Its something which i wanted to blog about separatey but i am too lazy right now and also tired. Please dont laugh but i am so funny nowadays because i do certain silly things and these will certinaly make my children and grand children  laugh! haha! Okay , so when i usually chat with people rather (some) important people i tend to miss out on some words or letters which makes the sentence funny or even supid . I dont know if i become nervous or what! but why does this always happen when i am talking to that particular person man! haha! (smile and then no smile expression on my face) The person might wonder if she does that purposly, but trust me...its natural.

Let me give u an example-

it goes this way- "Good boy...Good boy" and
i bymistakely or nervously write (please dont laugh)- "Goo boy Goo boy"

hahaha! its makes the whole awesome environment stupid and what-to-type-next types! haha!

P.S- I love what she is weaing and also her hair.





Let your brain exercise and use some creative head :O

 Every woman goes through it: a closet full of clothes but nothing seems quite right. At last, a solution to the age-old dilemma of too many clothes but "nothing to wear." I used to watch this t.v show called-"I have got nothing to wear". The concept of this show was to make new apparel out of clothes which you dont wear or have become old. So, the other day i was clearing up the mess in my wardrobe and i found old clothes which i dont even remember i had bought and ; are of no use now. I decided, why not design a dress with these unwanted clothes instead of just throwing them or giving it to somebody. Now, since i have started designing bags, oh shoot! i din tell you, yes but there would be a separate post for this, but now its about the dress, so its kinda cute and school girl type dress and its the first time i designed. So, if you dont like.....spare me ;)

About the dress-
The bottom was a polka dot top and i chopped off the upper half and put an elastic on the upper side of the top which becomes a skirt.
The shirt  was long and super huge, so i altered it
The dress then i attached the skirt and the shirt together which makes a dress :)


The pictures are not as clear but u may get an idea.








Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Birthday Wish number-1

19 days for my birthday and i am  not sure how its gonna be, and i am still thinking of what to do.Well, one thing i have decided- this birthday is gonna be different from the previous 16 birthday's with a new wardrobe, thinking and i have already started working for the latter ;).  I have always celebrated my birthday with family and friends who are very close to me and know every little thing about me even if its embarrassing. haha. My friends always say- "Have a blast shreya!" but i hate blast's man!

There is a list of things which i want for this birthday of mine and here is the first one:-
Yes, i know, the first thought which would come in your mind would be "what!why does she wants Johnny Depp?" i would not mind getting Depp as my birthday present but its not him, its his tortoise frames that i want.  They are are so cute and little. hehe

Depp has always been kinda bohemian and always comes up with different looks. 












Edward Scissor HandsSecret Window
Sweeney Todd.
Pirates of the Carribean
Corpse Bride
Rango
Alice in Wonderland.The Tourist
Charlie and the chocolate factory.Public Enemies

He not only looks different but acts different and that is what makes him Johnny Depp. He is an actor, director and musician. :O An actor of perfection who adds up something unique and unfamiliar to the character he plays. 

Some of my favorite quotes written by him are:-

I guess I'm attracted to these off beat roles because my life has been a bit abnormal. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled.

I think everybody's nuts.

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything I can to avoid it.

If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be different, that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color.

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.


oh you are charming boy! but back to the topic,  I want that  frame B )

Saturday, April 9, 2011

as my fortune cookie said- "Your many hidden talents are going to be obvious to people around you"

Its been more than a month, and i have to start working upon my plans....plans which i have not shared with anybody....which will make me more sorted and clear about everything. Its a mess and i got to clean it. Everything would be clear, sorted and beautiful as before. Its not impossible, but yes i can. Sometimes i am nostalgic about my childhood ; long back when we were  little kids, we have no worries, no decisions to be made, no force or pressure by anyone. All we used to do was just play, eat , learn and the only thing which is constant is ......learning. Yes, its a very important part of life, which cant be ignored even if u want to. When, it was all about watching Tom and Jerry and Popeye the sailor man. When, there was nothing like thin or fat, happy or sad, thinking or no thinking and blaaa i could go on.
                Well, things have changed profoundly. Tom and Jerry have grown up. Its about important decisions, career to be made and relationship to be taken care of. I never thought being a 16 year and 11 months old would be so damn difficult and yes, i have got the whole life left to drive through. And i am not gonna waste it on small little things that bother me. The things that used to make me sad and moody. I have to delete ccertain vocabs out of my head man,
                 The last one year was like a great learning experience, by meeting new people, and the different ways which only i know how i innovated to tackle them, during their good and bad....seeing new places....studying like and idiot one night before exam...taking some people seriously and some people at ease...catching a train with my laces untied and even leaving many trains before catching one...falling at the station and getting up again...flirting with guys and laughing about that moment later.....taking the good out of people and the bad to be thrown in the thrash....learning that even the one person who was not suppose to let you down , did let you down...learning nothing for exams and still appearing for it without any shame....listening to loud music and thinking if it ever happened to me..what would i do?..seeing old pictures and making fun of myself...cracking jokes which nobody laughed on. and cracking jokes and everybody laughs....watching how i met you mother and loving the way Barney thinks.....taking a subway and iced tea while going back home from college.....painting for hours and not speaking a word....and also painting for hours and ending up wasting colours....hugging the important person like he/she  is gonna die tomorrow....sitting alone at my favourite place thinking nothing and the warm wet air slide through my face(yes, nobody knows about that). Laughing alone looking at the funny messages by my friends and family. Spending hours in my favourite striped pajamas just with a mug of tea and listening to Jason Mraz.  Fighting with people and laughing in between, loosing people and earning people...missing my best friend and crying like a 2 year old...shouting like an angry female and exercising like i would get thin in just one day  ..and and and and .....phew! there is a lot more.
                      So,As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someones hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.
             Kids, that's how i met life. Yes, the real life. As i said, i have got plans to be put into effect. Okay ..i better stop now, because i am sleep deprived since the past one and a half week. So keep smiling and make people smile ;) Take Care.

















Sunday, April 3, 2011

Be awesome!

When i am sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead- Barney Stinson.
 The last one month was awful :| but,  i have noticed something about me, whenever i am sad i start becoming humorous and happy. Instead of sulking and thinking about the bad day or maybe a fight with somebody i start making people laugh! haha!

My sister and me were sad from like 2 days or something and all i did was make her laugh. We called eachother before sleeping and after getting up and all we did was gossip and laugh about the bad situation we were in. And i loved it. Yes, Why so sad? Why not do things which make us happy..watch your favorite movie  n number of times,Shopping, haircut, lying down in your pyajamas all day listening to your favourite artist , painting, meeting old friends, coffee and reading a book or simply spending time with your family :). take life as it come.




Thursday, March 31, 2011

Ohh! Sorry Bruno Mars!

Its supposed to be a very emotional song...but i am here laughing because of the lyrics. Dude, how could Bruno Mars ..such a good singer give such funny lyrics to it. Well, i have loved Bruno Mars's voice and i have loved almost all his song ...but this one here is....hillarious! i am afraid but Here they are:


Should of known you was trouble from the first kiss,
Why were they open?

I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)



Okay..."should of known you was trouble from the first kiss,
Why were they open?" what do you mean by saying that- while  kissing her eyes were open...is it a rule that u have to keep ur eyes closed while kissing? What kind of lyrics are these ; and yes..we know you would do anything for her...but why would you catch a grenade? Are you like standing on the borders where there is a war going on haha! "Throw my hand on the blade, I would jump in front of the train for ya" Dude! call the doc...u have suicidal tendencies haha! kidding...But , seriously...the rest of the song is quiet good and also his voice...no offence but that one stanza ..You killed it man! It could have been better. 

Sunday, March 27, 2011

BLOODY RED!

i was just surfing on the net and this red dress catches my eye ..Its beautiful with nothing  kitschy or jazzy on it and the model of course looks stunning with decent makeup and hairstyle. i want this dress .Period. Desperately haha!

Friday, March 25, 2011

Sophie Boutella...Tu est redoutable!!!!



Now this woman in the video is ....no words man! Well, she adds up to the list of poeple who inspire me! Not just by the video but dude! her well toned body...her kickass dance and the way she carries off herself! WOW! u rock man! Keep Going ;)

Monday, March 21, 2011

I miss you ass!

Even though we live in different countries we never  stop laughing or giggling about our past friendship days  whether its on phone or online. We are awesome whenever we are together . Yea, i am talking about my best Friend who has always been there for me ...and i mean always. I miss her all the time because she is the one who puts a cherry on top of the ice- cream no matter how much trouble she is  facing ; she will always come up with a smile and the best part is she never ever judges me. Well, i just wanna tell her something that i know that u is going through your bad times but dude! if there are bad times there are good times too. And right now, i am just waiting for her to come to India. I miss you ass. 


And this what she posted on her fb account some days back and i just loved it ;)
If I have curves, I'm fat. If I wear make-up, I'm fake. If I dress up, I'm a show-off. If I say what I think, I'm a bitch. If I say nothing, I have an 'attitude problem'. If I cry sometimes, I'm a drama queen. If I have guy friends, I'm fast. If I stand up for myself, I'm arrogant. It's like you can't do anything nowadays without being labeled. So what!! Give a damn!!






P.S- stop biting you nails chinky!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

the women who has made being weird ..weirdly cool

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta yes, i am talking about the one who always dresses up weirdly, experimenting stuff which nobody could have dreamt of wearing. The lady who is gifted with a powerful voice is always different from the rest of the crowd and never thinks about what people think about her. Well, talking about this post...i came across this page where Gaga wore heels without the bloody heels! haha! yeha man...have a look...i mean how does she walk in them!


Friday, March 11, 2011

:(







I had just woken up after a very bad or rather sad or a mixture of both dream. Haah! though i would not write it down here but i would say that sometimes its so funny that u wake up with dreams which are untrue, stupid, sad, heartbreacking, awesome and happy but later u always get a thought -"what if that happend?" and then u keep thinking about it. Well, as i said, i had woken up with a bad dream and later when i was still at bed thinking about the stupid dream, i saw the updates on my bbm and it was full of - "earthquake in Japan" ,"tsunami in Japan " and many more sad news. I got up and switched on BBC and the sight was just terrible with people who need help to get out of that extreme situation. The cars flowing like fishes swimming in a gigantic river, and the terrible earthquake made it more catastrophic. Well, all i can say is our problems are very itty-bitty in front of these problems so we should just forget ours and pray for the victims in Japan and other countries. R.I.P the victims .

Saturday, March 5, 2011

The girl in white loafers ;)


I was cleaning my closet today and i found them randomly :D so thought of sharing it on my blog because of the little retro look which they give .These are one of my favorites from the Hong Kong's "lady market" (thats the way Hongkongers describe the market), these shoes are elegant, comfortable and perfect for the coming summer's. They  remind me of  handsome actors during the golden era of 70's as their outfit mostly had these kinds of shoes with bell bottoms and glossy shirts :O

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Sister Secrets!

 Sisters are the most beautiful people God has created in this universe and fortunately i have got one real cool elder sister.In the past 16 years i was never close to anybody like i am right now to her and i love that because u can discuss any crazy random shit about your life. It all started when one night she came over at my place for a sleepover and this was about a year and a half ago and we used to hardly talk about our daily life, so that was the day when we got to know each other in person and i never thought she would be so supportive. And just one month back i got to know all her secrets (knowing others secret makes a person feel proud as they suddenly feel trusted and all grown up haha!) and what surprised me the most was i never ever thought that she would be such a dramatic, ready-to -experience new things in life kind of girl.And that is what i like about her. But sometimes she might act weird and scold me even if its not my mistake but thats okay for me.She was the one who told me about the different phases of life and how we should go about it. Thanks a lot but all i wanna say is be there for me when i am going throgh my bad times instead of just deleting me from ur BBM! :P
                
                     But yes! I have to mention about my other 3 sisters who are equally important and awesome and i feel the luckiest person on Earth because even if they are my cousins we never felt that way about each other and i thank my parents and their parents upbringing :) All i wanna say is Love u girls i don't know why but i am here sitting and writing this randomly because i felt awesome when i thought about our good times. Well, i wanted to fit in more things but i just can't express it right now. Muah!!







P.S- Our Europe Trip is pending! :D ahha!
         and sorry kukki didi...i just had one pic of urs.

its been soooo looonnggg!

Ahhhaaaaalrigh!!!..its been months that i have not blogged because i forgot my password and also dint get time to write but .....okay leave that crap but yes (a big smile) i am back and would keep posting stuff and this time i am sure.Well, let me tell u something super that, i have started designing traditional bags with my school friend Disha, and would sell them on later and also put up pictures after they get completed.:) for now i just can't think of what to write about as i am jinxed and at the same time don't know from where to start with ha ha! yes! a lot is happening in my life whether its art, life, travelling, friends, and bla bla ..would write different posts for each but for now i have to stop as i have to write another post which came into my mind while writing this one. Yea , i know its a random thought and this post was totally useless but i wrote this just to start with after a long break. taadaaa! 


picture courtesy- www.1x.com